Nation’s tea drinkers issue boil water advisory

TORONTO (The News Desk) — Wrapping themselves tightly in heavy quilts and grasping empty mugs, the nation’s tea drinkers issued a country-wide boil water advisory today.

“We figured that since you were already in the kitchen, we would ask you to put the kettle on,” the nation’s tea drinkers said of the boil water advisory.

“It usually takes at least ten minutes for that kettle to come to a full boil, so you should put it on now, even if you don’t want tea now. I think we could definitely go for some tea now,” said the tea drinkers.

“Make sure to boil enough water for a few people, because your mother and sister may want some tea as well.” ♦

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