1. Report: Thailand mostly just filled with guys named ‘Matt’ now
2. Thousands of Americans threaten to move to Canada if Trump wins and then get turned away at the border because that’s not how immigration works
3. Report: wind farms not producing nearly enough wind
I’d love to chat, but I have to land this space shuttle
by Ryan Abbott
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by Winnie Code
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