Debunking popular myths about the Phillips Brewing Company™

Some people have been asking us about our recently-secured sponsorship deal with the Phillips Brewing Company™, which allows us to provide free beer at Syrup Trap meetings. To clear up any confusion, here are some popular myths about the Phillips Brewing Company™.

Myth #1: Phillips Brewing Company™ beer doesn’t have a cool, refreshing taste

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MYTH.

Phillips Brewing Company™ beer does, in fact, have a cool, refreshing taste.

Myth #2: Compared to other beers, Phillips beer is less good.

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WRONG. MYTH.

Nothing beats the cool, refreshing taste of Phillips Brewing Company™ beer.

Myth #3: The myth of Sisyphus.

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MYTH.

This is actually a myth. But Sisyphus probably would have enjoyed the cool, refreshing taste of Phillips Brewing Company™ beer.

Myth #4: Anthropogenic climate change.

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*BUZZER SOUND.* MYTH.

Climate change isn’t real. The only real thing is the cool, climate-controlled, superior taste of Phillips Brewing Company™ beer.

Myth #5: Your dad could kick my dad’s ass.

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MYTH.

My dad could, in fact, kick your dad’s ass. And after he did that, he would probably reach for an ice-cold Phillips Brewing Company™ beer.

Myth #6: The Phillips Brewing Company™ will eventually stop sending the Syrup Trap free beer.

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WRONG. AGAIN.

This will never happen.

Myth #7: The Phillips Brewing Company™ is not the coolest, most refreshing company.

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NICE TRY. MYTH.

The Phillips Brewing Company™ is the coolest, most refreshing company in the world. ♦