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Neil Young’s 2011 Juno Awards still rolling around on the floor of his car


Make-A-Wish CEO can’t believe no one has wished for a cure yet


Toronto Maple Leafs defeated by the sport of hockey

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Ferris Bueller’s Night In

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“Pope feeling kind of sad today,” says Pope


Organizers at Montreal Holocaust commemoration ask Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau to stop singing


Sad astronaut goes on long spacewalk by himself


Kindergartner unaware he will be first human to be killed by a sex robot


High school quarterback thrilled to know his life will always be like this


Three acres of primordial vegetation burned by SUV waiting in drive-thru


Javelin thrower wins gold after driving javelin through centre of opponent’s chest


Alcoholic dad a hero on school bottle drive day

Bank of Canada Governor Poloz speaks during a news conference in Ottawa

Bank of Canada says Canadians need to make more money in 2016


Nuclear industry reports weird growth