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Syrup Trap Pod Cast Episode 2: Promotional Considerations

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Tiny frozen stripper pops out of Dairy Queen ice cream cake

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My son should not go to jail for 20 minutes of murder

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Who killed Roger Goodell?

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Paris officials sop up rising Seine waters with giant crusty baguette

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Large Toronto bank run mostly by crows

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Thousands of Americans threaten to move to Canada if Trump wins and then get turned away at the border because that’s not how immigration works

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Report: Thailand mostly just filled with guys named ‘Matt’ now

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Report: wind farms not producing nearly enough wind

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Syrup Trap Pod Cast Episode 1: Oats And Molasses

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Man leaving caffeine dispensary on the way to alcohol dispensary disgusted by marijuana dispensary

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SeaWorld profits plunge, retrieve ball

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Decomissioned Sea King helicopter gives moving speech on veterans’ rights, destroys Parliament

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Thousands gather for solemn 4/20 ceremony at Tomb of the Unknown Stoner

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Optimistic conspiracy theorists believe that 9/11 was an accident

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Make-A-Wish CEO can’t believe no one has wished for a cure yet

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“Pope feeling kind of sad today,” says Pope

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Kindergartner unaware he will be first human to be killed by a sex robot

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High school quarterback thrilled to know his life will always be like this

javelin

Javelin thrower wins gold after driving javelin through centre of opponent’s chest

novelist

Aspiring novelist eager to let fame change him

remotecontrol

Study finds richest 1% hold 90% of world’s remote controls

dwayne

Report: life pretty crazy when you’ve got an older brother named Duane

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Dead Gordie Howe refuses to give up hockey

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Shooting school shooting school shooting video

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New assisted dying legislation to give doctors legal right to kill senators

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Guy who just spilled chilli on shirt unimpressed by Hillary win

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Vancouver housing prices continue to rise despite catastrophic city-destroying earthquake

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Toronto Maple Leafs clarify they only meant to loan Phil Kessel to Penguins