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911protest

Optimistic conspiracy theorists believe that 9/11 was an accident

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Neil Young’s 2011 Juno Awards still rolling around on the floor of his car

makeawish

Make-A-Wish CEO can’t believe no one has wished for a cure yet

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Toronto Maple Leafs defeated by the sport of hockey

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Ferris Bueller’s Night In

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“Pope feeling kind of sad today,” says Pope

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Organizers at Montreal Holocaust commemoration ask Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau to stop singing

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Sad astronaut goes on long spacewalk by himself

robot

Kindergartner unaware he will be first human to be killed by a sex robot

highschool

High school quarterback thrilled to know his life will always be like this

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Three acres of primordial vegetation burned by SUV waiting in drive-thru

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Javelin thrower wins gold after driving javelin through centre of opponent’s chest

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Alcoholic dad a hero on school bottle drive day

Bank of Canada Governor Poloz speaks during a news conference in Ottawa

Bank of Canada says Canadians need to make more money in 2016